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If you love something Breakfast I'm Making A List To Tu FU
Invention Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me Too Spaghetti Flag


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If you love something

If you love something, set it free.
If it comes back, it will always be yours
If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with.
But, if it just sits in your living room,
messes up your stuff, eats your food,
uses your telephone, takes your money, and
doesn't appear to realize that you had set it free.......
You either married it or gave birth to it.

AUTHOR UNKNOWN

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Breakfast

I C U 8 your scrambled X,
I C U drank your T.
My heart is filled with NV,
R there NE X 4 me?
O Y is the carton MT now?
How greedy can U B?
4 U 8 all the scrambled X
And left me 1 green P!

Jeff Moss

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I'm Making A List

I'm making a list of the things I must say
for politeness,

AN EYE

And goodness and kindness and gentleness,
sweetness and rightness:
Hello
Pardon me
How are you?
Excuse me
Bless you
May I?
Thank you
Goodbye
If you know some that I've forgot,
please stick them in your eye!

Shel Silverstein

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To Tu Fu

BOWL OF RICE WITH CHOP STICKS On a mountain of Boiled Rice I met Tu Fu,
Wearing a bamboo hat in the hot midday;
Pray, how is it that you have grown so thin?
Is it because you suffer from poetry?

Li Po (701-62)

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Invention

I've done it, I've done it!
Guess what I've done!
Invented a light that plugs into the sun.
The is bright enough,
The bulb is strong enough,
But, oh, there's only one thing wrong...

The cord ain't long enough.

Shel Silverstein

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Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me Too

Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me too
Went for a ride in a flying shoe.
"Hooray!"
"What fun!"
CLOSEST THING TO A PICKLE- A CUCUMBER!

"It's time we flew!"
Said Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me too.

Ickle was captain, and Pickle was crew
And Tickle served coffee and mulligan stew
As higher
And higher
And higher they flew,
Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me too.

Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me too,
Over the sun and beyond the blue.
"Hold on!"
"Stay in!"
"I hope we do!"
Cried Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me too.

Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me too
Never returned to the world they knew,
And nobody
Knows what's
Happened to
Dear Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me too.

Shel Silverstein

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A PLATE OF SPAGHETTI!

Spaghetti

Spaghetti, spaghetti, all over the place,
Up to my elbows-up to my face,
Over the carpet and under the chaise,
Into the hammock and wound round the stairs,
Filling the bathtub and covering the desk,
Making the sofa a mad mushy mess.

The party is ruined, I'm terribly worried,
The guests have all left (unless they're all buried).
I told them, "Bring presents." I said, "Throw confetti."
I guess they heard wrong
'Cause they all threw spaghetti!

Shel Silverstein

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Flag

UNITED STATES FLAG

One star is for Alaska...
One star is for Nebraska...
One star is for North Dakota...
One star is for Minnesota...
There are lots of other stars,
But I forget which ones they are.

Shel Silverstein

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